http://www.cobolscript.com/
"[COBOL's] just a language whose superiority for
developing certain types of modern systems has
been overlooked until now"
PROCEDURE DIVISION.
0000-MAIN.
DISPLAY WEB-PAGE-HEADER.
ACCEPT DATA FROM WEBPAGE.
COMPUTE grand_total = subtotal *(1 sales_tax_rate).
DISPLAY WEB-PAGE-BODY.
DISPLAY WEB-PAGE-FOOTER.
well, why not? :-)
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