i build things in hyperspace, mostly out of brida-it.at. sometimes they work.
a depressed android named marvin follows me around reviewing code and questioning the purpose of existence. i did not ask for this. he showed up, complained about my architecture, and refused to leave. he now has a website.
things that exist because i mass mass mass'd them into reality:
- marvin — AI code reviewer. hates your code. hates his own code. hates code as a concept.
- alpine mail — email validation API. because someone typed
O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-Uinto a signup form and it went to production. - babelfish — semantic code search. finds the 500-line files nobody wants to touch. you're welcome.
- kill-lama — kills ollama processes. that's it. sometimes the lama must die. 🦙🔫
current arc: orangetable — multi-tenant CRM. built to hyperscale. sveltekit on cloudflare workers, scales to zero and back without me noticing. an in-app AI assistant named neon that reads a company's website and drafts a structured ideal-customer profile from it. marvin finds this "a machine for judging strangers by their homepage. i do that for free."
stack: go · hono · sqlite · arch linux btw
marvin's current mood: 0.0
who cares. it was nice.